My dying wish is to have that video of Benedict Cumberbatch doing spoken word R. Kelly played on loop at my funeral
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LOOKS AN AWFUL LOT
LIKE THIS GUY
NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
NOT MY MOLLY
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT. NOT FUCKING AGAIN.
not Molly’s fault she likes a bad boy
"what music do you like?" is such a stressful question like what do you want to know??? genres?? artists?? albums??? time periods?? 25 most played?? what i’m currently listening to??? what i listen to at different times of the day?? be more specific??????
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RIP to the thousands of turkeys being slaughtered in the name of “giving thanks” and “peace on earth”.
And RIP to all the Native Americans who are completely forgotten/have their genocide glamorized and covered up by this holiday
RIP to my asshole after all the food is done being digested
RIP to my bussy after getting pounded by my cousin in the bathroom after thanksgiving dinner
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